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Dear Mushroomhead,

So much for my punctual letter-writing. Hey, at least I saved you a few leaves from last week! They are crisping up nicely.

This weekend saw me breaking up with my not-boyfriend. He mentioned that we had been seeing each other for three months and began asking about a more formal / proper / sex-inducing relationship. I thought of how excited I felt when I realized your porcupine friend I were back on track, and I wondered where not-boyfriend had gotten the notion we were dating. Didn't I refer to porcupine in every other sentence about my other friends?

It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your porcupine is sleeping?

Your spineless friend,

Qwerty T.

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Jun. 25th, 2009 12:06 pm
dearmushroomhead: Mushroom taking off his oil shirt. I don't even... (Default)
Dear Mushroomhead,

I woke up to cawing. It sounded like a dozen crows to me, but probably only a few were parked in front of my window. I assume they were holding a lively debate. Their presence felt ominous to me, and I am afraid I have once again put off visiting the clerks downtown. I have plans in the area tomorrow, though, so my hope is to see them shortly before or after the show.

Crows. Not the most comforting alarm clock.

Your procrastinating friend,

Qwerty T.

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