30% less boyfriend
Aug. 1st, 2009 10:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dearmushroomheadDear Mushroomhead,
So much for my punctual letter-writing. Hey, at least I saved you a few leaves from last week! They are crisping up nicely.
This weekend saw me breaking up with my not-boyfriend. He mentioned that we had been seeing each other for three months and began asking about a more formal / proper / sex-inducing relationship. I thought of how excited I felt when I realized your porcupine friend I were back on track, and I wondered where not-boyfriend had gotten the notion we were dating. Didn't I refer to porcupine in every other sentence about my other friends?
It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your porcupine is sleeping?
Your spineless friend,
Qwerty T.
So much for my punctual letter-writing. Hey, at least I saved you a few leaves from last week! They are crisping up nicely.
This weekend saw me breaking up with my not-boyfriend. He mentioned that we had been seeing each other for three months and began asking about a more formal / proper / sex-inducing relationship. I thought of how excited I felt when I realized your porcupine friend I were back on track, and I wondered where not-boyfriend had gotten the notion we were dating. Didn't I refer to porcupine in every other sentence about my other friends?
It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your porcupine is sleeping?
Your spineless friend,
Qwerty T.
