some green paint or maybe purple or pink or some curtains

Dear Mushroomhead,

This is a test entry, so don't pay much attention to it! I want to see how Zesty White looks in comparison to Transmogrified Basic. I know what you're thinking -- as usual, I'm being too wordy. You don't care much about themes.

I hope you're doing well and haven't contracted that nasty food poisoning sickness again.

Are you free next week?

Your distant friend,

Qwerty T.

a murder

Dear Mushroomhead,

I woke up to cawing. It sounded like a dozen crows to me, but probably only a few were parked in front of my window. I assume they were holding a lively debate. Their presence felt ominous to me, and I am afraid I have once again put off visiting the clerks downtown. I have plans in the area tomorrow, though, so my hope is to see them shortly before or after the show.

Crows. Not the most comforting alarm clock.

Your procrastinating friend,

Qwerty T.